Oooooo, boogity booogity look out for the monsters who might be coming to your town!

The National Republican Congressional Committee also got into the act Thursday, unveiling a slew of news releases challenging targeted Democrats in states where prisoners may be released on whether they support the White House policy. The National Republican Senatorial Committee is expected to follow suit Friday with releases targeting 2010 Democratic incumbents Blanche Lincoln of Arkansas, Michael Bennet of Colorado, and Kirsten Gillibrand of New York.

GOP pollster Glen Bolger called the strategy a homerun for a minority party that has had difficulty finding a potent issue to play off of.

“Gitmo is NIMBY on steroids,” Bolger said. “All in favor of having Gitmo terrorists housed in your Congressional District raise your hand. Whoa — no hands go up!”

Be afraid, you wimpy cowards, even though (m)ost of the detainees are not, in fact, the hardened terrorists the Pentagon often claims it is holding.

Of course, frightened children citizens who see threats that are far out of proportion with reality will do and believe and support all kinds of horrible things in order for that feeling of fear to be taken away from them.

“Roughly one in five Americans believe those techniques were torture but nonetheless approve of the decision to use those procedures against suspected terrorists,” CNN Polling Director Keating Holland said. “That goes a long way toward explaining why a majority don’t want to see former Bush officials investigated.”

Coward politicians to perfectly represent a nation of ethics-challenged cowards, frightened babies scared of every loud noise and perceived threat and unfamiliar person or thing that makes them feel uncomfortable.

We deserve everything we have coming to us …